The Tribune Tribunal finds this delightful. It’s like an alcoholic Shirley Temple. After a year doing SUB negotiations, our dear Ekaterina might resemble an alcoholic Shirley Temple as well – but she could always become the Ambassador to Czechoslovakia. We give this a three and seven ninths stars out of five.
I do not actually drink too much by I’ll try my best
- One teaspoon of sugar, to represent the importance of general fun and optimism, needed especially during SUB Renew negotiations. My platform ensures the New SUB is sustainable and student–driven.
- One star anise, to ensure that clubs reach for the stars when they have initiatives they want to start. With my platform, I will ensure that restrictions on the Club’s Benefit fund are reviewed and a new club start-up grant is created so that clubs have a better chance at engaging students.
- ¾ cup of Grapefruit juice to maintain healthy relations with the University and to wake the AMS up from its deep slumber of inadequate consultation with students.
- ½ teaspoon grenadine, representing the sweetness and respect required when talking and consulting with all clubs
- ¼ cup champagne to represent celebration when we finally sign all SUB agreements and are ready to commence architect selection and building the SUB.
- And lastly, a garnish of a raspberry to symbolize growth and the future of a more personalize support system for clubs, a sustainable New SUB and better communication with all students.
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